sI sEngAu

Seorang lelaki yang sengau
naik ke sebuah bas lalu
bertanya kepada pemandu bas
"vang, vas nih fegi hamfang
ke?"(bang, bas ni pergi
Ampang ke?"). pemandu bas
itu berdiam diri. marah kerana
tidak dilayan, lelaki sengau itu
pun turun dari bas.

Seorang lelaki lain di belakang
pemuda sengau tadi pun
bertanya kepada pemandu bas
itu . "kenapa awak diam tadi?
kesian dia."

Pemandu itu pun menjawab
"masham mana haya nak
hawab, haya hun hengau
hugak, hanti hia hata haya
hehek hia hulak!!!" (macam
mana saya nak jawab, saya pun
sengau jugak, nanti dia kata
saya ejek dia pulak!!!)

test jerW la..:p

Kalo jatuh tergelincir kat lantai licin: tarik la kawan (atau sesiapa yang ada kat sebelah anda) untuk jatuh bersama-sama supaya tak lah anda sorang je yang dapat malu...ye tak?....

sabo jEr laH..

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!

Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller: I' m Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well...just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one) has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one) got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter!! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I' m Saw Lee (Sorry)

hahahaha!!!!eErmm Sabor Je Lah~(¬_¬)

m@k@n..

cA: dari pagi tadi aku makan tak kenyang2 je?
cB: kau makan ape?
cA: makan angin...............................